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05

Nov

we appreciate the point the point you’re trying to make. but. 
facts-i-just-made-up:

tamburina:

Wow, what a deep analogy, tell me more.

It contains numerous double curved shapes.
People don’t seem to care how bad it is if it’s cheap.
It often smells of cleaning chemicals.
You don’t see many clowns there anymore like you used to.
You think it will be fast, but often takes longer than convenient to deliver.
The ones that are lowest in fat are usually the most tasteless.
The people you buy it from are often kind of creepy.
The background music is always horrible.
Fluids. Body fluids everywhere.
It seems like there’s always someone screaming for no reason.
You swear off it half the time but then find yourself there again.
I’ve seen Mitt Romney in both more than once.

we appreciate the point the point you’re trying to make. but. 

facts-i-just-made-up:

tamburina:

Wow, what a deep analogy, tell me more.

  • It contains numerous double curved shapes.
  • People don’t seem to care how bad it is if it’s cheap.
  • It often smells of cleaning chemicals.
  • You don’t see many clowns there anymore like you used to.
  • You think it will be fast, but often takes longer than convenient to deliver.
  • The ones that are lowest in fat are usually the most tasteless.
  • The people you buy it from are often kind of creepy.
  • The background music is always horrible.
  • Fluids. Body fluids everywhere.
  • It seems like there’s always someone screaming for no reason.
  • You swear off it half the time but then find yourself there again.
  • I’ve seen Mitt Romney in both more than once.

(Source: marinahantzis)

31

Oct

21

Oct

we empathize.

Not long after we bought the hot tub, I walked in on my older sister and her boyfriend Phil having sex in it. My parents had left us for the evening, with my sister as babysitter. When I came downstairs—to ask about dinner, to intrude—I saw Phil’s broad, lumpy back through the steam, my sister’s limbs poking out from behind him. They moved in a way I didn’t understand, for reasons I didn’t understand.

I left in time to avoid ending up with a sister fetish, but, in concert with my broadening fantasies about real-life women, my masturbation took a more sexualized turn soon after. I began to consider not just the mechanical delight of the act I was engaged in, and not just women’s bodies sitting there on a page or in a room, passively attractive to me or to unseen strangers, but also the possible roles of women’s bodies in my physical pleasure. It was a selfish point of view, but I forgive myself for it, since the tween years in men are not often marked by what you might call sexual empathy.

(Excerpt from Janes Fondas I have Known by Devan Goldstein)  

20

Oct

we want to give as much positive feedback as possible. 

19

Oct

we like to sneak a peak

we like to sneak a peak

we remember your touch. 

carmidoll:

By Alasdair McLellan

Randy Johnston died 11 October 2008 of heroine overdose. Rest in peace. This is his last editorial.

18

Oct

we also wear spandex and feel ourselves up. 

samaralex:

Nobody’s Immune to Breast Cancer // How to do a self-exam

we are… unsure of how we feel about honey boo boo. 

(Source: pizzaprty)

17

Oct

condom fit is key. 

condom fit is key. 

tumblinfeminist:

teen—-idle:

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Prime Minister of Australia kicking ass and taking names (mostly Tony Abbott’s). [x]

Aww yiss.

Welcome to the Julia Gillard Own Zone

(Source: splintmail)